parties

unusally for me, i have two parties to go to this weekend. i am not a big fan of them in general, especially with the mob of people who i dont know and they are all doing salsa which i am too clumsey to do, means i usually end of sitting all hufty and feeling fat and incompetant. however, the party tonight is likely to be like that, but david wont be there to hide behind (he is going to london to see the parental units) so i will have to try and relaz. howeber, the party tomorrow, is at the lecturers house where all the staff will be from the uni i am hoping to get a job at..... i am going to read the papers to try and appear vagly intelligent and hav something of interest to say. maybe this might involve football, and maybe not, but i am quite nervous. the biggest thing, as ever, is i dont know what to wear. i am an unsure of what to wer kind of girl, espcially as my boobs tend to be fighting for a ttention the whole time. hummm. any ideas?