I hearby declare that if the cherry coke you took from the fridge is not replaced by this evening at 7pm I shall:
cease all housework, including hoovering, dusting, and washing up
refuse to iron anything of yours ever again
place all the bit of me you are partial too in a "david free" zone and will not be touchable.
Refrain from all sexual activity
refuse to have the bean so i get even more grumpy and hormonal
get a huge credit card and spent it all today on shoes that hurt and handbags that are over priced
tourment the cats so they attack you when you get in
refuse to let you have any bed or duvet EVER again
not make you the chocolate muffins i promised
you have been warned!!!!
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